Last night there was this family gathering where most of my aunts gathered. As usual, all the greetings went on. Aunt Jennifer came up to me and gave me a thorough check. She was looking from head to toe. LOL. She noticed that I had an ear piercing. So observant of her. She then pulled me aside for interrogation.
A Jennifer: That is on the right ear!
Bear: Ugh... yeah...
A Jennifer: You didn't know it is the gay ear?
Bear: err... I know ah...
A Jennifer: OMG... means you are?
Bear: erm... erm... yea~
A Jennifer: Woah! (she was very surprised and excited at the same time) Are you lying?
Bear: No~
A Jennifer: Your mum know?
Bear: Kinda know lor... I told her before but she told me to stop thinking about it and concentrate on study.
A Jennifer: yeah... ur mum can't accept it.
Bear: yea I know.
A Jennifer: OMG... Is this for real... OK... I am very excited bcoz I have 2 best friends that are also one of you... You got a bf?
Bear: err... yeah... almost 1 year ady...
A Jennifer: hmm... okay... I respect ur decision. I like you more and more from every meet up. But should be careful not to let ur BITCHY aunt know. (another of my aunt)
Bear: I thought no one here would notice.
A Jennifer: Just be careful. She knows alot of people and she knows many stuff. If she knows, she will be sure to spread it to everyone saying how ur mum don't know how to teach her son.
Bear: Err... okay...
A Jennifer: We can be friends now... hehehe... Add me on FB. May be we can meet up with my besties. They study in UCSI and UTAR.
Bear: ok gua...
17 comments:
omg.. what's that!!?
Hot guys studying in UCSI UTAR?
HAhaha cool... if they are hot, intro to me k!? since u wont be needing them anyway kakakak...
Wtf such a cool aunt! Awe-shumm nya! :D
How old is your aunt, pray tell?
must be a young aunt haha. she's so hip!
what a great aunt you have.
We'll are all thinking of a young and modern open-minded aunt. Nevertheless, we need more aunts like her in the world.
number 1 mistake. never tell a secret to a women :P
Either your aunt's a lesbian or she's something like Shakira C.
what a cool aunt. hahaha. so ur aunt make friends with gay college students?
is her name Lilian?
i oso very excited.....
super duper cool aunt you have! Is she married btw? lolz
+Ant+
cool aunt~ LOL
i want i want. i want wiwisit!
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