Rumour Has It

Rumour has it that I have a girlfriend. So I have been spending a lot of time with someone of the opposite sex. But when a guy and a girl spend a lot of time together, does it mean that they are a couple. I am truly astonished at the travel speed of rumours. So what if we have lunch together? So what if we have dinner together? So what if we go shopping together? So what if she grabs my arm for whatever reason? Isn't it normal for a fag and hag to commit such acts?